February 2012
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Okay, so I’ve never read past the first few pages of Homestuck (although I’m planning on getting to it eventually) but last night I had a brief Homestuck dream.
I’m in a kind of C.I.A. briefing room with all these guys in black suits and dark glasses. They’re looking at files on people, and they pull out this particular one on a random teenage girl. One of the guys says,...
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I bet your dads don’t go around the house singing along to Svefn-G-Englar at the top of their lungs, including all wailing
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Foo’s yer cheels min, am fair fer fochan ken, s’hoatchin’ an am fair plottin’ likes. Thon clarty bisom’s fu’s a puggy an got ‘is breeks richt barkit, came hame greetin an got aw the bairns in a richt great muckle o a peengin’ rammy, noo am fizzin’ tae
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shrikestrike asked: "Hello I am not a bird and also not a doctor either and gosh wow I have really disappointed my loving feathered Asian father who sacrificed everything for my opportunities" ... -stare-
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I want to learn how to paraglide, to speak Gaelic, read more classic novels, and visit Jerusalem and Acre. I want to kayak around Scotland’s sea lochs and climb Ben Nevis. I also want to see a proper West End musical.
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birgissons asked: "SCOTLAND GAY KJARRI/ORRI HURHUR THAT IS A FUCKING REPTILE GINGERNESS QT I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR also i draw nice"
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chlofun asked: HAI I AM A QT OH LOOK A TOOFF LET ME SHOW EVERYONE EVEN THOUGH ITS SUPER GROSS WHEEEEE! also i like butts. teeheeehee. butts butts butts butts DAYUM DATS A BOOTAY.
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Everyone impersonate me in my ask right now →
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FUCK YOU WISDOM TOOTH WHO INVITED YOU
HOW ARE YOU WISE
HOW IS THIS EVEN REMOTELY WISE
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Watchoh wow
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oh god no one of my wisdom teeth has started coming in as of yesterday getting that big-ass molar out
this is literally the worst thing ever who even needs mouths
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askprincessgarnet:
oh shit this is way better...
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sgiomlaireachd
chocolatemuffinz:
silverlaviniax:
macbean:
n. (Scottish Gaelic) the habit of dropping in at mealtimes
dafuq. that’s not a word.
Gaelic is another language which can join the keyboard smash family.
piobaireachd, buidhe, ceilidh, mo gradh and bodach are the only words I know u__u
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d34th4ndc0tt0nc4ndy replied to your photo: god this took hours it’s for school…
mjolniiiiir. It looks cool, though.
Thanks dude! I’m doing a poster for a folk metal festival, and now have a growing resentment towards northern European cultures for their goddamn intricate art styles.
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alenie replied: “……….yes?”
och aye, s’fair braw lookin een tae - ower’n thon poke, a jeely een, hae thon een lass an hae wan o thon soor plooms while yer there
fit like quine thon’s a guy teuch bit hough oan yer piece
DAE YE KEN FIT AH KEEEEN
DAE YE BIDE FAR AH BIIIIDE
to the tune of JLS’s “Do You Feel What I Feel” - modified for Aberdonians
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I can’t laugh properly because of this fucking tooth hole, but I’m also trying to look for something to write as my yearbook “anything to say before you go” quote, and I’m being unoriginal and relying on other, funnier people from the internet.
So I took to the fuq tag on my blog and I’m in so much pain I’m trying to laugh without moving my mouth
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